SORRY ABOUT MONDAYS™

Specialty whole-bean coffee with natural flavors. Roasted in Texas by a team that has built a roastery before.

Raising $100,00017% equityAustin, TXRoasting from Dec 2026
01 Team & track record

We've built a roastery and café once already.

My partners and I built Blue Mondays, a roastery and café in Bratislava. Together we grew it from one barista to a team of 10–12. It was profitable every year and reached €581k ($655k) in revenue in 2025.

Blue Mondays (daily beans s.r.o.): revenue and growth, EUR (USD)

5.2× revenue in 4 years
Revenue growth vs. prior year
2022+76%
2023+70%
2024+50%
2025+15%
Alan Hučko
Founder & CEO

Alan Hučko

Over 10 years in hospitality, from barista to manager. At Blue Mondays he learned roasting, cupping and green coffee sourcing, and ran B2B sales. A trained graphic designer, he makes the brand and content in-house. At launch he roasts, flavors, packs and runs social media.

Kristina Doan
Sales & partnerships

Kristina Doan

Years of hospitality experience and a background in social anthropology. At an advertising agency she managed supplier communication. She leads outreach to cafés, offices and partners.

Partner, Blue Mondays co-founderPartner, Blue Mondays co-founder
Partners

Blue Mondays founders

The original founders of Blue Mondays, a successful roastery and café in Bratislava. Two non-managing members with 33% each, who invested their own money. They are not involved in daily operations.

02 Their dilemma

Consumers are more aware than ever of what goes into their bodies, yet flavored coffee is still artificial. Specialty coffee has never been bigger, but clean flavor is almost nowhere.

Today's coffee drinkers want flavor and read the ingredient panel. Read it for yourself.

Bones Coffee · ingredients“Natural and artificial flavors”$17.99 / 12 oz on bonescoffee.com
Dunkin' French Vanilla · ingredients“Coffee, natural and artificial flavor”Grocery listing, 12 oz bag
SORRY ABOUT MONDAYS™ · ingredients100% Arabica coffee beans, natural flavors$15 / 12 oz · whole bean · medium roast

Ingredients as listed on each brand's product page, checked November 2026.

03 Our answer

Specialty coffee, flavored in-house with natural flavors.

Specialty-grade Arabica, medium roast, whole bean.Three flavors to choose from.And a quality single origin for those who prefer a classic cup.Drag the box to turn it.

12 oz340 g bag in a printed box
$15DTC price per bag
2,205 lb(1,000 kg) per day, max roasting capacity
Fully automaticKUBAN 30 – Industrial Coffee Roaster running saved roast profiles
KUBAN 30 – Industrial Coffee Roaster with hopper, cooling tray and touch-screen control panel
KUBAN 30 – Industrial Coffee Roaster · Illustrative photo
The roaster

KUBAN 30 – Industrial Coffee Roaster

Fully automatic drum roaster. It repeats our saved roast profiles batch after batch and roasts the next batch while the last one cools.

66 lb(30 kg) green coffee per batch, from 20 lb (9 kg)
2,205 lb(1,000 kg) per day, max capacity
Roast + coolat the same time, driven by four motors
30–70 rpmadjustable drum speed and live flame control
Artisanroast software: every roast is logged and repeatable
1,764 lb(800 kg) machine, built by Kuban in İzmir, Turkey · CE, ISO 9001
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04 Traction

Pre-launch, with early validation and permits in place.

About 55 people tasted our coffee at the DRON8 Summit 2026 at UT Austin. It was a tech crowd, not a coffee crowd, and 1 in 5 wanted to buy.

~55people tasted our coffee at DRON8 Summit 2026
1 in 5wanted to buy on the spot or left contact details for launch (about 10)
Dec 2026roasting starts; all permits are in place
™ → ®SORRY ABOUT MONDAYS™ trademark filed with the USPTO, on track for ®
SORRY ABOUT MONDAYS team next to the MadDrop x SORRY ABOUT MONDAYS banner at DRON8 Summit 2026
Our tasting table and banner in the hallway at DRON8 Summit 2026
Serving coffee at the tasting table with our four boxes
Pouring coffee for a visitor next to jars of beans
A robot dog walking past our boxes and banner
A visitor checking our e-shop on his phone at the table
05 Why now

Specialty coffee is at a record high, and today's coffee drinkers want flavor.

Our core customer is 18–39, skews female and already drinks specialty coffee. They like flavor but avoid artificial ingredients. Most brew at home, which suits a whole-bean bag.

47%of US adults drank specialty coffee in the past day, a record high
69%of 25–39-year-olds drank specialty coffee in the past week, the highest of any age group
35%of specialty drinkers say flavor is part of what makes coffee “specialty”
~64%of past-day specialty drinkers had coffee prepared at home

Starting in Austin

A young city with a growing specialty scene. The Austin metro has about 1.42 million jobs. About 291,000 are in professional and business services, the offices we sell coffee to wholesale.

A Texas-sized wholesale pool

Texas has about 9,146 coffee and snack shops. About 5–6 kg of coffee a day covers our fixed costs, and 50 accounts take us well past that.

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06 Competition

Same fun as the dessert‑flavor brands, without artificial flavors or added diacetyl.

Our direct competitors are playful brands with dessert flavors. Starbucks and Dunkin' also sell flavored coffee. They are mass-market brands built on commodity beans, and we target a different customer.

BrandFlavoringBeansPrice / 12 ozWhere
SORRY ABOUT MONDAYS™Natural flavors onlySpecialty-grade Arabica, whole bean$15.00Own e-shop, wholesale; retail next
Bones CoffeeNatural and artificial flavors“Premium arabica”$17.99E-shop, Walmart, Costco
Java FactoryNot stated on label listings“100% Arabica”, sold ground (10 oz bags)~$17.94*Amazon, Target, H-E-B, own site
Starbucks / Dunkin'Mass-market flavored linesCommodity, mostly ground~$11Everywhere
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From brand and retailer product pages, November 2026. *Java Factory sells 10 oz bags for $14.95 on Two Rivers Coffee Direct, its sister store. We scaled the price to 12 oz. Its product pages do not say whether the flavoring is natural or artificial.

About diacetyl. Diacetyl (2,3-butanedione) is a chemical that gives a buttery taste. The FDA lists it as safe as a food ingredient (21 CFR 184.1278). It is common in butter, caramel, vanilla and butterscotch flavorings, including flavorings for coffee (OSHA, NIOSH). The known risk is inhaling it. Workers exposed to its vapors have developed bronchiolitis obliterans, an irreversible lung disease often called "popcorn lung." NIOSH found high levels at a coffee roasting and flavoring plant (HHE-2018-0134). Roasting also produces small amounts naturally, so our claim covers diacetyl added through flavorings.

07 Business model

The e-shop builds the brand. Wholesale fills the roaster.

Our e-shop has the highest margin, and we own the customer data. Our roaster handles up to 2,205 lb (1,000 kg) a day, far more than direct sales need early on. Wholesale and white label use that capacity, cover fixed costs and bring steady cash flow.

Product cost per 12 oz bag

$7.37 today → ~$6.91 at volume
Direct (e-shop)
51%gross margin at $15, rising to 54% as packaging and flavoring costs fall
Wholesale
~45%gross margin at $35.27/kg, sold in 1 kg+ bags without retail boxes
Order size
$60average order. Free shipping starts at $50, which takes four bags
What wholesale covers

One roaster, five ways to sell in bulk

Our 12 oz bags in volumeCafés, shops and gift stores that resell our retail bags.
Our 1 kg bagsCafés, restaurants and events that brew a lot and don't need retail boxes.
White labelA business with its own brand. We source, roast and pack; they sell under their name.
Toll roastingA café or shop with its own green coffee but no roaster. They bring the beans, we roast them.
Offices and productionRegular supply for offices, factories and warehouses, tens of kilograms a month.

Why it is our safety net. Wholesale orders are large and repeat on a schedule. A handful of accounts covers our fixed costs of about 5–6 kg a day. They use spare roaster capacity, do not depend on brand awareness, and keep cash coming in if the e-shop grows slower than planned.

Green coffee is about 60% of cost. We are not tied to one origin, so if prices rise, we can switch farms or importers without changing the product. Price is our second lever. Customers pay shipping on orders under $50.

08 Use of funds

$100,000 for launch: marketing, a reserve and first production.

$10,400 in packaging covers 20,000 bags, worth $300,000 at retail. 40% goes to marketing and sampling. The rest funds a nine-month reserve for rent and fuel, plus green coffee and flavoring for about 3,000 bags. The investment buys equity, so the company does not pay it back.

Marketing & sampling detailPlannedWhat it buys
Sampling & freebies$10,0001,000 free 12 oz bags ($7,370) for cafés, buyers, creators and customers, plus merch ($2,630): stickers, T-shirts, caps and other small items
Paid social$7,000Instagram, TikTok and Meta ads driving e-shop orders
Events & tastings$13,500Stands, festivals and promo packs
Content$9,500Photo and video for social and ads

The marketing split is a rough estimate and can change with our needs. We track each channel by cost per customer and move budget to what works. This round pays for marketing, so it is not in the operating projection. This round does not fund the CO₂ flavor project (section 13).

09 Three-year projection

Break-even at about 5–6 kg a day.

Fixed costs are rent and fuel, $3,350 a month. One employee joins in year 2 and a second in year 3. The base case assumes half our planned volume. The upside case is the plan.

Base case: company revenue and net profit

Assumptions: Volume grows in a straight line to ¼, ½ and the full year-3 target (base 100 kg/day, upside 200 kg/day). Half the coffee by weight sells direct, half wholesale. Direct: $44.09/kg revenue, $20.30/kg product cost ($6.91 per bag). Wholesale: $35.27/kg revenue, $19.26/kg product cost. Product cost covers green coffee, flavoring, packaging, pallets and propane. Fixed costs are rent and energy ($3,000) plus fuel ($350) a month. This round pays for marketing, so it is not counted here. Staff: one employee in year 2 and two in year 3, each about $54,200 a year. That covers $20/h full time, payroll taxes, health insurance and a 3% retirement match. All net profit is paid out to members. The model leaves out payment fees, shipping on free-shipping orders, insurance, depreciation and income tax, so real profit will be lower.

10 Investor returns

What your stake could be worth after three years.

Set the year-3 volume and team size to see the result. Company value is 0.63× annual revenue, the average sale multiple for small US food manufacturers.

How much of each year's net profit the company pays to its owners. Your share is calculated from this amount.
Employees in year 3

At 100 kg/day the model matches the base case; at 200 kg/day it matches the upside. Payouts follow the operating agreement.

Year-3 revenue—
Year-3 net profit—
Company value (0.63× revenue)—
Your stake's value—
Profit paid to you, years 1–3—
On $100,000 invested—
Total value to you after three years—

Year by year

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11 Risks

What could go wrong, and what we do about it.

Brand demand grows slower than planned

Our roaster handles up to 2,205 lb (1,000 kg) a day. We can shift that capacity to toll roasting and white label at any time, so the roastery earns even if the brand grows slower.

Customer acquisition costs run high

Wholesale gives a stable base. We lean on sampling, affiliates and events, and track the return on every channel.

Green coffee prices rise

We are not tied to one origin. We can switch farms or importers and adjust pricing if needed.

Flavored coffee falls out of fashion

We also offer a single origin, Brazil Cerrado, and can rotate flavors quickly without new equipment.

One person runs production

We can roast ahead to build a stock buffer. A new hire can learn to roast quickly.

12 Five-year vision

From an Austin roastery to a nationwide brand.

Our roaster is fully automatic. It gives consistent quality, full control over every roast, and room to grow without adding staff at the same rate.

Year 1
  • Austin: e-shop and wholesale
  • ~50 accounts: cafés, offices, events
  • Past break-even early, at about 5–6 kg/day
Years 2–3
  • Texas-wide retail
  • K-Cup pods and new flavors
  • Stretch goal: 200–300 kg/day
Years 3–5
  • Nationwide distribution
  • Own cafés in at least three US cities, as brand showrooms
  • Our own canned coffee drinks
  • Our own CO₂ flavor infusion line, funded from profits
13 The big goal
Our future goal · an innovation that could change everything

Flavor inside the bean.

Our biggest goal is a flavoring method few roasters use: infusing natural flavor into green coffee with supercritical CO₂, before roasting. The flavor moves into the bean and roasts as part of the coffee. It uses the same CO₂ technology that decaffeinates coffee worldwide, run the opposite way so the caffeine stays in.

This is not part of this investment. None of the $100,000 goes to it. We start it only when the company's own profits can pay for the custom-built pressure vessel and the pilot.

The idea1 / 8
green bean + flavorCO₂, high pressureflavor inside the bean

Flavor goes in before roasting

Supercritical CO₂ carries natural flavor deep into the green bean, so it roasts as part of the coffee.

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natural flavorlid openmesh basketflavor trayV-01 · dry green beans, no soakingSORRY ABOUT MONDAYS™LOAD · NTS01

Load

Dry green beans, straight from the sack, and natural flavor go into the sealed vessel. No soaking.

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PIPSVhigh pressureP-01diaphragm pumpV-inFICO₂SORRY ABOUT MONDAYS™PRESSURIZE · NTS02

Pressurize

CO₂ is pumped into the sealed vessel under high pressure.

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PTPSVTTlow heatwater inoutheating jacketsupercritical CO₂ carries the flavor inSORRY ABOUT MONDAYS™HOLD + WARM · NTS03

Warm

With gentle, low heat the CO₂ turns supercritical: it flows like a gas and dissolves like a liquid, carrying flavor into the bean.

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PIBPRslow releaseto separatorflavor staysin the beanCO₂ leaves as gasSORRY ABOUT MONDAYS™RELEASE · NTS04

Release

After a hold time, pressure comes down slowly. CO₂ leaves as gas; the flavor is meant to stay in the bean.

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S-01separatorCO₂ tankreusedKUBAN 30Industrial Coffee Roasterinfused beans

Reuse and roast

CO₂ is captured for the next batch, and the infused beans go to the roaster.

Caffeine stays in7 / 8
caffeinedry beans · low heat · no caffeine filter

Flavor in, caffeine stays

CO₂ decaf soaks the beans, runs hot for hours and filters the caffeine out of the CO₂. We run the opposite: dry beans, low heat, a closed vessel, short holds. Every pilot batch gets a lab caffeine test.

The science8 / 8
020406080 Temperature, °C 050100150200250 Pressure, bar critical point 31.1 °C · 73.8 bar supercritical liquidgas our zonehigh pressure, low heat decaffeination70 °C · 162 bar

Why high pressure, low heat

CO₂ turns supercritical above 31.1 °C and 73.8 bar. We work above that point at low heat, gentler on the bean than classic CO₂ decaffeination. Exact settings come from the pilot.

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Pilot line

The whole line at a glance

Piping and instrumentation diagram, concept.
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Based on the standard supercritical CO₂ loop used in commercial systems such as Separeco and lab units like this SFE installation. Final sizing and certification (ASME or PED) come with the vessel builder.

Our assumption

Closer to the real thing

We expect CO₂-infused coffee to taste closer to the real food than typical flavored coffee. We also expect it to keep its flavor longer, because the flavor sits inside the bean, not on it. We have not measured this yet. The pilot's tasting panels will test it.

Typical flavored coffeeCO₂ infusion, our goal
Where the flavor sitsCoated on the roasted bean 1Carried into the green bean. CO₂ already reaches inside whole green beans to remove caffeine 2
HeatAdded after the beans cool, because roasting heat can destroy flavor compounds 1Infused at low heat; CO₂'s low critical temperature spares heat-sensitive compounds 3. Surviving the roast is what the pilot must prove
What's left behindFlavor oils or carriers on the surface 1CO₂ leaves as a gas, with no solvent residue 2
CaffeineUntouchedKept in. CO₂ decaf needs beans soaked to 25–50% moisture, 70–140 °C and 2–13 hours 5; we use dry beans at about 10–12% moisture 6, low heat and short holds, and lab-test every pilot batch
FreshnessBest used within 2–4 weeks 1,4Expected to hold longer with flavor inside the bean; to be tested
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14 The deal

$100,000 for 17% equity.

You get a stake in Hound Dogs Club LLC, the company behind SORRY ABOUT MONDAYS™. You share in profits paid out to members and in any future sale. A clear exit opens after three years.

Investment$100,000
Stake17%
Post-money valuation~$588k

Why ~$588k

The figure follows from the terms: $100,000 for 17% of the company. That values the company at about $488k before this round. Our hard assets are worth far less. The price reflects what we have already built:

  • A fully automatic KUBAN 30 – Industrial Coffee Roaster, with all permits in place
  • A team that has built a roastery and café before: Blue Mondays reached €581k ($655k) in revenue in 2025
  • A finished brand, packaging and e-shop, with a trademark application filed
  • Demand tested at DRON8 Summit 2026: 1 in 5 tasters wanted to buy
  • In our base case the company is worth about $703k by year 3
  • After year 3, the company has the option to buy back your stake at a formula agreed up front in the operating agreement.
  • Profit payouts follow the operating agreement, including payouts to cover the tax on your share of profit.
  • Regular reporting on sales and results.
The company

Hound Dogs Club LLC, a Delaware limited liability company registered in Texas as a foreign LLC. It does business as SORRY ABOUT MONDAYS™ (assumed name registered) and holds a Texas Sales and Use Tax Permit. Roastery and warehouse in Georgetown, Texas.

Managed by Alan Hučko, CEO and sole managing member. The two other members are investors and do not manage the business.

MemberTodayAfter this round
Alan Hučko · CEO, managing member34%28.2%
Partner · non-managing member33%27.4%
Partner · non-managing member33%27.4%
You · investor—17%

Final terms are subject to a written agreement prepared by counsel.